Diary of a Tall Fashionista: Bermuda Shorts - The Answer to
the Shorts Shortage
By: Tiffany DeLangie, a tall fashion writer
for Tall Clothing Mall
Summer, and all that it entails-- BBQs, pool parties, jogging
outdoors, going to the park, or just hanging out in the
backyard by the chimnea—is almost here! One of the things I
love about summer is the chance to wear light, bright, breezy
clothes. While I love sweaters, coats, and have an insane boot
fetish, there’s something about putting on a strappy tank top,
or a fun flirty dress that lifts my mood. Now if only the
‘something’ that lifts my spirits could lift other things that
need it, my collection of push up bras would not be
necessary...but I digress. Of all the fun flirty clothes we get
to don in the summer, I don’t see very many tall women (or
short women for that matter) in shorts. I once read a statistic
in a fashion magazine that only 20% of women wear shorts. I
know fashion magazines make these “facts” up, but I believe
that one! And I’d bet that the percentage of tall women who
wear shorts is even lower. So, why don’t we tall gals show off
our long legs? Aren’t they are supposed to be the envy of other
women? Perhaps other women are experiencing the same phenomenon
that I have. In the last ten years a strange thing has happened
to my legs. The hamstring muscle that I used to see while
checking out my rearview seems to have vanished! Oh, wait-
there it is…hiding behind this new found cellulite! (Apparently
even tall fashionistas have to work out. Who knew?). Even
though I’m tall and the weight has more surfaces on which to
fall, it sometimes decides to rest on the back of my
thighs…which 3 ½ inch inseam shorts highlight…which is exactly
what I don’t want. First off, I am afraid to cross my legs in
short shorts for fear that the cellulite will be exposed and
the paparazzi will photograph and highlight it in In Touch
magazine. Ok, so I’m not Tyra but I still have my pride!
Secondly, I make an attempt at modesty (isn’t it a lost
art?).
 So, while I might not be fit as a fiddle
and modesty has gone the way of pop culture princesses’
panties, I refuse to give up shorts! Retailers are getting
the hint that not everyone is keen on the itty bitty short
trend and have begun offering shorts in a variety of
inseams. Many retailers have 3 inch, 5 inch, 7 inch, and 9
inch inseams. And some even offer longer length shorts in
inseams ranging from 13 to 18 inches. The latter (
Bermuda shorts) are my favorite! I’m all about
balancing youth with class… [style tip] no
matter how old you get, you should strive for a youthful
appearance but avoid “trying to look young.” I know it’s a bit
of a conundrum, but the point is to wear the trend (a trend is
something that is popular; ladies if no one else is wearing it,
you probably shouldn’t be either!) that works for you. In terms
of selecting the right longer length Bermuda shorts, consider
the fit, material, and length. You can find them in low rise or
mid rise, in twill or denim. There are dressy options and
sporty options. I like pairing something sporty with a more
feminine top for an unexpected look. And the great thing about
longer length Bermuda shorts is that rather than exploiting
your height, they compliment it. They emphasize your long legs
and give them a nice, lean appearance. They cover all the
problem areas, while leaving the calf and ankle exposed. If you
really want to be daring, you can even throw on some heels for
a sexy, fun look. Yes,
Bermudas are difficult to pull off…but not for women
with long legs. So tall ladies, take advantage of the fact that
you have legs for days and let’s ban together to stop the
shorts shortage!
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